Sidalicious

For so many years, my friends have called me a rocker at heart and I begged to differ. But then this morning as I was getting dressed for work...I pulled out my Sid Vicious off the shoulder black T, which is Sid with a bloody face and cuts on his chest while he thrashes out on his guitar, and thought is this appropriate for casual Fridays? It took me a millisecond to decide "hell no" but I am wearing it anyways! So I frizz up my hair jump in my truck and turn on the radio. Let's see what are my options here...JT, U2, No Doubt...as I keep turning the dial I stop on Pat Benatar "Hit me with your best shot" start bobbing my head and roll with it. Then as I sit in my old truck with my off the shoulder Sid T-shirt singing to Pat, I freeze...and think to myself all these years I have denied the fact that I am a rocker yet somehow I know all the words to Def Leppard, Aerosmith and even have Sabbath dowloaded onto my ipod. So now it's time to come clean...I am a rocker at heart...Twisted Sister you are my hero!

Cellphone...why do I love you so?

Yesterday I decided to get out and walk my pooch before the sunshine disappears for the next week or so. Anywho, I get home and check my pockets...oh my god...no phone. I panic! First thing I think is to call someone and tell them to cancel my phone for me...oh wait...I don't have a phone anymore dumbass! I feel so lost! Five years ago, I would have never guessed I would rely so heavily on a little piece of tin in my pocket. But its true. It is my other brain...it knows all; birthdays, appointments, and phone numbers. It is pretty sad when I don't even know my best friend or boyfriend's telephone number...I only scroll to see the name and press send! We rely on technology too much, and it's a bit scary...I honestly think our brain will slowly start shrinking since we will stop exercising our thinking muscles to remember the simplist things like a birthday...scary. Back to the phone...some old man picked up my phone and dialed a friend of mine and kept hanging up because he couldn't quite figure it out. Finally the he sort of figured it out and met my friend at the gas station and gave it back. Props to the little ol' man that found my chunky yet shiny pal...god bless. "Oh how I missed you cell phone", even if it was only for 9 hours.

Found it...thought I lost it.

Ok, so the computer savvy girl that I am...not...found my blog which I thought I deleted or lost, but I basically did not know how to log in. So now I am here and in full effect! Thanks Queenie. My day today consisted of a whole lotta f***n' the dog at work, a $13 haircut, and eating way too much easter chocolate...hit the 3 o'clock wall and now I am flying on my sugar buzz.

Does anyone have a friend that has a voice message that makes you cringe every time you call and you can't manage to figure out how to skip it, so you hold the phone as far away from your ear as possible until you hear the beep! I have begged my best bud to please re-record her voice message as it sounds like she just rolled over from sweaty sex, lit a ciggy, took a drag and began her raspy voice "hi there" intro. She thinks this is funny so she promised me she changed it, so what do I do...gullable as I am...I call back. Guess what, she still has not changed her message, so for revenge I am going to call back every 10min (as I mentioned ealier I do sweet f*** all at work) and leave the worst of the worst cover songs by Robert Goulet.

First Blog Experience...work with me here people.

Ok, so this is my first ever blog posting. I just took a quick 10mins to set up my blog page, so if it sucks, bare with me people, I am fresh and new at this. Jasmine introduced me to this new and exciting adventure and so I thought "what the hell" and here I am...sooo when I have something more interesting to say and figure out this new and exciting communication tool...I will be back!